(Source: beardedpassion)

(Source: beardedpassion)

swing-set-in-december:

URGH, WHAT RHYMES WITH SUCCULENT? THIS DICTIONARY IS NO HELP AT ALL. “HIS LUSCIOUS AMBROSIAL LIPS WANTONLY REAR MY HEART TO HOWL.” THAT SOUNDS GOOD. GOD HIS MOUTH. QUICK, TAKE A CASUAL GLANCE AND TRY NOT TO GLARE AT THAT OTHER GUY. DANNY WHAT’S HIS FACE. DOES HE HAVE A LAST NAME? CRAP. I HAVE BLOOD ON MY SHIRT. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SHIRT. WAIT, THIS IS MY ONLY SHIRT. WHY AM I JUST NOTICING THIS?

swing-set-in-december:

SCOTT: *I KNOW STILES THINKS I’M OBLIVIOUS BUT COME ON. EVEN I CAN SEE THE UST AND I’M FAILING HEALTH CLASS*

STILES: *DO YOU THINK HE NOTICED MY SHIRT? LIKE A TARGET PAINTED ON ME. THE ONE I DREW ON MYSELF WAS PRETTY WOBBLY AND I DOUBT MY PASTY SKIN WILL WOO DEREK. I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEE HIM. HIS SIX PACK HAS A SIX PACK.*

SCOTT: *MOM WAS RIGHT. HELL IS REAL. I WONDER IF I COULD FEIGN AN ASTHMA ATTACK*

STILES: *OH HE’S SHIRTLESS, I SWEAR IT WOULD GIVE ME A COMPLEX IF HE WASN’T SO HOT.*

DEREK: *I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING. WE’VE BEEN STARING TOO LONG.*

SCOTT: ASTHMA! ATTACK! ALLISON!

STILES: THAT WAS WEIRD, HE LIKE RAN AWAY. AND FORGOT HIS INHALER. DUDE.

DEREK: I COULD EAT YOU UP.

STILES: WHA?

DEREK: I MEAN, SHUT UP.

(Source: wolfcaps)

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Guardiola celebrating his last victory as Barcelona’s coach (25 May 2012)

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darkrw:

Eurovision game: Gay or European?

(via thestilinski)

For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision. 

(Source: im-sherlock-and-i-know-it, via starrose17)

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crisaserendipity:

Pep & Thiago

swing-set-in-december:

ARGH, THE SHIRT BURNS. IT STILL BURNS. I REMOVED THE SHIRT AND IT STILL BURNS. HELP ME STILES. TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AND HELP ME.

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